Let’s Beat The Crap Out Of Dr. Phil!
FaceFighter for iPhone and iPod Touch has been in the market 24 hours and it’s getting some press, and this morning leapt into the Top 100 Arcade listings in App Stores worldwide … so we should be feeling pretty good about ourselves. And we are.
But we can always feel better.
So.
Let’s beat the crap out of Dr. Phil.
We don’t know much about Dr. Phil. We’re sure he’s a nice guy, he helps people, he deserves respect for carving out a media empire and trying to make the world a better place.
But, c’mon. You want to punch him, right? Of course you do.
Let’s rumble.
Only takes a couple seconds to get Dr. Phil ready for his date with Dr. Fist. We could select “Appy Slappy,” but then the Doctor wouldn’t try to defend himself, and where’s the sport in that? We’ll keep difficulty on Easy, because as much as we’re sporting men, we’ve taken enough abuse throughout our careers and just couldn’t face getting beaten up on Medium or Hard mode.
The Doctor is feeling frisky. He’s doing his little pre-fight kata thing.
Laugh it up, Doc. While you can.
Whoa! Dude threw the first punch!
Now it’s on like Donkey Kong!
Gotta admit that the Doc is a tough old bird. Tagged him a good one, and he’s still smiling.
Uh oh. Crazy Eyes! Look out!!
He’s comin’ off the ropes!
There’s only one solution!
Oh yeah. Who wants some?
You, Doctor Phil? Huh? You want some?
Now, if you’ll excuse us, we need to get medieval on the good Doctor.
It’s. Not. Personal. Doctor.
Hey, if you want to beat the living crap out of anyone you like (or be BEATEN UP by anyone you like, if that’s how you swing), then buy FaceFighter for your iPhone or iPod Touch. It’s just a buck (for now).
Press the button below to go to the iTunes store. You might regret it, but you’ll never forget it.
If you need more convincing, watch this movie. But you’ll have to excuse us. We’ve got business to finish with Dr. Phil. Ta ta!
Tags: iPod, iPhone, App Store, Appy, iTunes, FaceFighter, Dr. Phil, Appy Slappy
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